) while the girl you wanted to ask is in a limo somewhere sitting on the lap of Hamilton Parker, probably promising him a hand job later.
In the middle of the dance, after you sit through seven slow dances talking to the guy who brought his mother about the validity of comic books as an art form, you notice that a group of future country-club members and ex-frat boys have started to mosh to “It’s the End of the World As We Know It.” Of course, they’re not moshing.
She may have studied with Helen Vendler at Yale, and is able to recite Chaucer in Middle English from memory.
You probably know by now that having an Asian girlfriend is a rite of passage for all white men.
They’re standing together with their arms wrapped around each other’s shoulders and are sort of bouncing up and down.
Consider why you are driving your 10-year-old Corolla to the dance with your brother’s girlfriend ( Northwestern sophomore!
She quickly connected us via Facebook, where her friend and I immediately hit it off and subsequently spent the whole weekend together.
Jessica later introduced me to yet another awesome friend in San Francisco, and once again, her friend and I ended up having amazing chemistry.
By not overtly expecting sex, commitment, or even compatibility upfront, and instead focusing on just creating a series of fun, memorable experiences, we had implicitly set the precedent for a approach to dating.
This friendship-first approach has fundamentally changed my understanding of dating and relationships.
We explored new neighborhoods, meandered through parks, and people-watched out of a coffee shop’s balcony.