Sexy chate lines

Posted by / 16-Dec-2019 16:20

Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now? I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever. I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on. Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you. You may be asked to leave soon, you're making all the other women look bad. You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room. Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!

The result becomes some kind of weird verbal sex tennis.

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.

Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?

Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist? There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!

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If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.