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I also don’t know what life holds for me tomorrow, but I do know that we can only get older and I feel safer to get old with you.
Someone to remember the days with, and to grow with. Everyone is crying out to say how good they are, how cool they are, how fun they are.
Tired of meeting BOYS who tell me what I want to hear, make and break promises, and aren’t ready for something serious.
(This woman is voicing her opinion and shows her personality early on. )) You: Honest, mature, gentleman, emotionally, mentally, financially secure (“financially secure” is a bad move in a dating profile because it’s an immediate red flag to a guy that he might be dealing with a materialistic woman.) Knows how to treat a lady, ready for a long term relationship (this would sound a bit too eager or even desperate to most guys. I live on the East Coast and travel to West every week for work. (This would make the reader believe that she is not looking for anyone special, but just someone to kill time with and subdue her loneliness).
It’s a bit negative and has a few red flags but other than that – it’s not bad!
I don’t know if I will finally meet you to warm my heart and join for a better, happier journey, but I know I can’t stop looking for you, and can’t stop calling you in my heart…
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